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Bear in mind this is an adult humor site featuring parodies of TOS (especially K/S) fanfic, Star Trek (the show), Gays, and BDSM people. I utilize broad, unsubtle caricatures toward comic effect, for entertainment purposes. Mistakes are probably intentional. If you don't think this stuff is hilarious, don't blame me: maybe you just don't get it.

Let's be clear on one point: I don't like everything with the name "Star Trek" attached to it. The only Star Trek I really love is the original series. Why? I'll give you one guess...		Ohh, ow, stop, you are KILLING me with this! Isn't he cuter than a box full of puppies!? What's not to love about that Faaaaaaace!? Aw! Did ums get a widdle scratch? Come to Mama, let me LICK IT FOR YOU!

Fiction: K/S Parody Storybooks (NC-17): Kun-Ut-Kalee Follies Peace My Ass, 1 Peace My Ass, 2 Guys Is Dolls Family Matters The Gaylaleggo Seven Khan't Touch This This Silly Pairoguys, 1 This Silly Pairoguys, 2 Rough Trade Hell Bent Kirk On Leave, 1 Kirk On Leave, 2 Games Galore Puppy Dog Tales Cracked Mirror The Deal With Keeler, 1 The Deal With Keeler, 2 Smokin' in the Vulcan's Room The Funny Guys Syndrome The Clod Binders Chillin' Back In The Day Is It Genetic? Dr. Destructo (PG) Mother's Bloody Nuisance (PG) High-Need Children (PG) Kinky For Sure The Transformed Kirk (R) Jimmy Boy (NC-17) Happy Result of His Research (NC-17) Command of His Own (NC-17) Nooner With Daddy (NC-17) Too Much (NC-17) Bisexual, And Other A Slice Of Heaven (PG-13) The Marrying Kind (R) Orion Question (R) Infatuation (R) Filthy K/S Limericks (NC-17) Filthy Trek Limericks (NC-17) Revised: K/S Drabbles (Mixed) Revised: TOS Drabbles (Mixed) First Person POV: My Middle Name (G) Let Me Explain (PG-13) Personal Ads (PG-13) FILK - Just Like On Deneb 4 (R) Like Anybody Else, I Would Like To Live (R) My Vulcan Friend (R) The Tarbaby (R) The Testimony Of Commander Spock (R) My Life That Could Have Been (R) Making Love To A Vulcan Man (NC-17) I Wanted This For You (R)

Commentary: But Seriously, Folks... Be Proud To Be A Trekkie! Copyright Infringement Questions Respecting Roddenberry's Vision TOS Changed Everything Kirk: My Ten Reasons Spock: Top Ten Reasons Common Kirk Myths Kirk's Close Encounters Kirk and K.I.S.S.I.N.G. Captain Kirk Loves Women Kirk/Spock's Likes/Dislikes Kirk: Spanking Questions Spock: Blond Magnet! Odd Bedfellows Kirk: Iowa Boy Telepathy: It's Logical The Dark Side Of Spock If Mirimanee Lived Why Kirk Is Important... Regarding Kirk/Spock... Proof Of Love NEW: alt.tv.star-trek.tos K/S FAQ K/S Fanfic Issues K/S, And Picket Fences K/S, and Me Kirk: No Ladies Man Against All Odds Spontaneous Combustion Fifty-fifty (Spock comes home) T'hy'la Everything, and a Girl If Spock Was A Woman Deep Thoughts Chess: Slashy Game General Slash Notes Kirk and Spock: Gay? Kinky K/S, And Occam's Razor Elephant In The Living Room Not So Seriously... This Vulcan Penis Problem Kirk, And The Androids Is That All That Was? FILK - Alternate Theme Lyrics FILK - The Starship Enterprise Bugs Bunny and Captain Kirk Silly TREK Swifties Detailed analysis: Episodes In Detail (humor) The Women Of Star Trek

Can you legally steal or censor my site design or my original works? No. May I use images and characters owned by Paramount (a Viacom company) for my parodies, verse, stories and essays in my highly entertaining multimedia web site presentation illustrating the personal and social effects of broadcasting BDSM and alternative sexuality imagery , using one TV program, (the original Star Trek) and examples of the obsessive fandom (my own, and the fans I parody) which it has spawned, for an example - when same is intended (not for profit, but...) for entertainment and instructive purposes, highlighting the importance of being serious about TV program content, especially when the main intent and effect of said presentation is to bolster the enthusiasm of existing fans, and attract fresh fans to the dear old franchise? Yes.