Meet FINNEGAN:

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An upperclassman practical joker who used to mercilessly torment young Kirk while both were students at SF academy.

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He merrily greets Kirk with a big warm welcome...

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...Then briskly decks Kirk with a big punch to the jaw.

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He taunts Kirk, saying "Plant one on me, just like you always wanted to do!" (Plant what, a kiss?)

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Kirk seems delighted! As a matter of fact, he would like to "plant one" on the guy.

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Kirk lunges, pouncing upon Finnegan with joyful alacrity, and they grapple...

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...But when Yeoman Barrows screams, Jim reflexively rushes off to the rescue, temporarily abandoning Finnegan.

BUT Kirk chases him down again later, so they can finish what they started - a brutal, no-holds-barred, knock-down-drag-out brawl.


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