Sippin' on brandy,
Feelin' just dandy;
Now that I've left Delta Vega behind.
I'm due for a holiday: today was a big day...
I had to kill Gary
'cause he'd lost his mind.
Soaked to the gills again just like on Deneb Four,
Cravin' like that thing that needs to eat salt.
Shit just dissolved... he got some female involved...
No one knows... it's all Gary's fault.
At first it was magic.
Too soon it turned tragic.
I should have known better, I knew he was bi.
But he was hottie... and made me feel naughty...
And he wasn't fussy,
and neither was I!
Soaked to the gills again just like on Deneb Four,
Cravin' like that thing that needs to eat salt.
Shit just dissolved... he got some female involved...
No one knows... it's all Gary's fault.
Who could have guessed that
We'd just keep on like that?
That one crazy night became some crazy years.
And after all that biz, he runs off with that "Liz"
And that's why I offed him,
So pardon my tears!
Soaked to the gills again just like on Deneb Four,
Cravin' like that thing that likes to eat salt.
Shit just dissolved... he got some female involved...
No one knows... it's all Gary's fault.
Shit just dissolved... he got some female involved...
But Spock knows... it was all Gary's fault.